I Am My Own Hobby: (A Collection of Thoughts) 2500+ Jokes--one-liner at a Time

Written for people who have nothing better to do with their time, I Am My Own Hobby offers readers one example on how to turn their own thoughts to hobbies. Ken Willidau has taken his take on a host of interests, neuroses and time-wasters to organize his thoughts into becoming his own hobby. Ken Willidau's philosophy is that if you're going to be obsessed with anything you may as well by self-obsessed. It's too easy. Everything you need is within your reach if not your grasp. Your brain's your own scrapbook. Get off the glue. That's where the fun begins. Willidau explores his world using humour to think himself though all the times. Through 2,500 one-liners classified thoughts on Greed, Travel, Food, Neighbourliness, Sex, Socializing and half a chapter on Laziness are presented in word form. Interests are explored using wit, truisms, just plain wrongisms, ridicule, play-on-words and double-entendre humour. In fact, there are so many double-entendres in this book you should actually, by rights, be charged with stealing the book if you buy it. Do you even have the nerve? Come explore Ken Willidau's hobby. Ken Willidau's interests. It's a weird hobby but just be thankful after reading his thoughts that he has absolutely no interest in reading yours, at all. I Am My Own Hobby is a perfect read for those times you don't know what to do with yourself.