The Crown Plonked Queen

She royally mucked up her first moments as ruler. Can she pick up the pieces before it's off with her head?

Eloise Hydra Gumball III is absolutely swamped. Rather abruptly crowned queen after her mother's assassination, she has no concept of running a realm and no leads on her mom's killer. Woefully tackling new obligations, her initial attempts at anything regal result in an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction and a broken wrist.

Fending for herself after her sister and father depart, she struggles with an unending pile of paperwork and a slow murder investigation that only leads to clashes over her unqueenly behavior. And unsure who to trust, she hires a bird spy to gather intel from a faraway land... which doesn't exactly end well.

Will Queen Gumball's inauspicious reign be cut short by tragedy and terror?

The Crown Plonked Queen is the whimsy-rich fourth book in The Western Lands and All That Really Matters humorous fantasy series. If you like lovable characters, hilarious larks, and anthropomorphic awesomeness, then you'll adore Andrew Einspruch's ascent to the throne. Buy The Crown Plonked Queen to try not to blow it today!
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