How to Slack Your Way to Success 1st edition

Fashionably late, Tommy v2 and Zor bring you our first book! What is the measure of success? How do you achieve it? Having your grubby little talons on this book is a hell of a start, that's for sure. With our extensive life experience (plus learning from someone else's mistakes, of course) and absurd insight into the obvious, we will take you on a rollercoaster ride to self-improvement and enlightenment, all without waiting in line with teenagers that keep calling each other 'trans-bro-mers' or something equally fantastic. We cut through the crap and deliver the straight goods right into your eager brain. We will teach you our proprietary formula that can be applied to all facets of life to help each and every one of you succeed with the least amount of effort required. This isn't self-help, this is us helping you!