Grover's Politically Incorrect Guide to the Christian Holy Bible and the Crusades: Sermon on the Mount

Is the "Garden of Eden" story a cruel hoax played on womanhood by ancient "Priest Craft"? Is the modem era Christian religion the pure figment of "Priest Craft"? Why did the early apostles refer to the Master as an ordinary man? Has modem era Christianity fallen into Anthropomorphic quicksand? Does God really have smoke coming out of his nose, and shave with a razor? What kind of razor, safety or straight? Is the Bible a moral guide for your child? Did Adolph Hitler commit any crimes worse than King David or Moses?