The really FUNNY thing about being a COP

What goes on behind the closed doors of a police station?
This is the eye-opening and hilarious memoirs of a Scottish cop. Funny situations, strange goings on, quirky characters, and the comical tales will have you in tears of laughter.


"I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg." Irish reader.


"FIVE STAR RATING FOR THIS ONE. This is one of the best police books, it is very well written, very funny, and all believable. One book I did not want to come to the end of." - Amazon Customer.


"Just the sort of book to curl up with in winter nights, just don't have a cup of tea in your hand, as your likely to spill it. Great to see the funny human side of the police. All politicians should read this book. Scottish banter at its very best!" - Kindle Customer.


"I read this book on holiday and laughed out loud on my wee lounger all day. A must read, even more so if you have worked in any of the Emergency Services. Witty and funny and a great read to make you smile." - Fiona.




Malky McEwan should be in every bookstore and at the top of every bestseller list.