Ivan and the Queen

Ivan leaves the castle there are barbarians in a cart waiting between the trees he gallops towards them shooting his plasma boom boom boom then as the cart goes up in flames out from the forest comes this massive prehistoric creature that looks like a dragon more like a human crossed with a dragon Ivan shoots his plasma at it then they release it from their chains and it goes after Ivan that's when Ivan keeps blasting it at the same time a cart comes from behind him and blocks him inbetween it and the creature Ivan turns back and shoots the car clearing his escape route first them keeps leaning back and firing then as the creature gets closer and lifts up Ivan as well as the cart Ivan goes airborne he runs off the cart and lands on the mythological creature then hangs off one of its ropes at the front of it Ivan climbs the rope one handed then keeps abseiling up it then reaches up and shoves his plasma canon on its mouth boom he fires the trigger it moves and Ivan is flung around through the air dangling on rope as if he were a piece of fluff on a string he keeps trying to climb with one hand back up it then gets the plasma canon at the same time he goes to shoot the mythological creature flicks Ivan off like a fly Ivan crashes onto the ground and slides into the dirt a barbarian hits him with a club from behind Ivan does a sweep get up and sweeps him at the same time he gets up and turns around dropping him on his back Ivan steps on him points the plasma at him Into the ground then boom he blasts him the creature sees the flames then goes towards them and scoops up Ivan boom Ivan blasts one of its hands off then as it screams in its diabolical language Ivan aims at it and shoots its body it misses as the creature dodges it Ivan looks around just as a barbarian leaps a cart and comes towards him with a sword Ivan aims the plasma then blasts him another barbarian comes at Ivan with a trident running at him pointing it Ivan back hands it out of the way with his plasma canon then left hooks him into the ground as he goes to get up Ivan treads on his trident he falls back down then Ivan boom blasts him on the back of the head point blank range before aiming at the creature the creature sees Ivan then runs at him then scoops Ivan up in his clenched fist Ivan can feel his legs crushing he takes his axe out then whack whack he hits the creatures hand then Ivan is released and drops to the ground he then goes to shoot the creature when a barbarian runs up at him from behind Ivan..