This Chicken Ain't Gonna Choke Itself!

One man's quest to skip work early, get home, and empty his f**king balls. Pity poor Billy Popper. He's trapped in his office cubicle and a sexless marriage. His nuts are full-to-the-brim and set to burst. It's ruining his day and as a result he can't think straight. Or bent, for that matter. It feels as if Billy's miserable day will last forever. All he wants is to duck out early and get home to take care of business before his annoying b!tch of a wife and stupid f**king kids beat him to it. We've all been there. Yes, including you (and don't deny it.) His Godd*mn tw@ of a boss, insufferable colleagues, Mexicans, clergymen, ninjas - and even the author of this book - will conspire to prevent the poor b@stard from doing the necessary in this hyper-violent, ultra-offensive and politically incorrect laugh riot from Pulitzer Prize-deserving author Bendy Cockspring in this, his touching, coming-of-age (lol) debut novel. POLITE NOTICE This dark humor and satire humor & entertainment title contains over 100 "f*cks," 52 "sh!ts", and other inventive curse words (some of which begin with a "c".) Somewhat unsurprisingly, this glorious, wipe-clean paperback also features innumerable references to self-pollution and, as such, is not suitable for minors, pets, and/or adults.