Flood

The story of Noah's Ark is as old as the Bible. The story of Steve's Ark is as old as the book in your hand. What would happen if Noah were to return to earth today? Well, okay, maybe not Noah, because he's still dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder from the last adventure, but Steve, an inept celestial underling with a thing for Elvis Presley and a regular misunderstanding of the English language. What would happen if Steve traveled to earth today, assigned by his celestial superiors to prepare for watery chaos? Would he accomplish his mission? Or would he fall prey to human appetites and temptations - money, love, guns, peanut butter, and a Kardashianesque craving for fame and attention - and end up just another dismantled deity on the divine scrap heap of humanity?