Shithead Laureate

Hello.



I am Homeless.



Soon your head will be my home.

No...

Your head is already my home.

My thoughts are inside of you as you read this.

Therefore, I am inside of you now. Living inside you.

Walking around in my boxer briefs. Scratching my balls.

Rearranging the mental furniture inside your head.

Opening the space up in case I feel like entertaining.

I plan on entertaining.

Thank you for letting me live inside your head.

Thank you for giving me a warm place to stay.

At least for now.

I am Homeless.



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