No... Don't Tell Me... Another Male Sensitivity Test?

If you think O. J. Simpson would make an excellent spokesman for the Ginsu Knife because of his perceived expertise in the area of cutlery, chances are, you're not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies and all the rest of that malarkey that follows, is back once again with another of the wildly popular Male Sensitivity Tests. We're not sure why they are popular since we aren't sure why anyone would subject himself to such rigorous self-examination, but we are not in business to judge. We are in business to make money! Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before! That is truly at the core of our apple. We constantly try to reinvent a wheel that hasn't even gone flat. And, with each new offering, we get closer and closer to finding a cure. A cure, you ask? Absolutely. A cure for ignorance! As most women will tell you, if ignorance is bliss, most men live in paradise. Once again, we are excited to have as our host that incredibly insightful and glib male, Michael Robert Krikorian. His contributions once again prove there isn't any length he won't go so long as we pay him! Now that's dedication! So, sit back with a glass of your favorite adult beverage and your athletic supporter and cup in place, and expose yourself to another Male Sensitivity Test.